I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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