if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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