wanna go halves on a baby?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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The beer is more important than you right now.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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