I understand Curling. That high.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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