the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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