i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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