No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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