stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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