she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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