break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
accomplished twins. life is a go
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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