Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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