But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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