DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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