Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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