dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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