thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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