Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fuck appropriateness.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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