me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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