I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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