When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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