Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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