But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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