I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Come share oat with me in your robe
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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