Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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