Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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