this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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