you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
false alarm. still invincible.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't deserve a penis
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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