i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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