Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Two words: nipple clamps
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