Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
