Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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