It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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