Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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