the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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