everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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