note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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