Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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