let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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