More tranny stories later!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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