Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
