there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.