Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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