yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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