If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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