thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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