He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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