I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You smell like stripper and shame
My underwear smells like fireworks.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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