I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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