They should really pass out barf bags in church
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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