just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dont lie about slip and slides
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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