AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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