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we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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