Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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