my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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