well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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